Thanking A "Trollop"

I'd like to thank Alison Tyler at Trollop with a Laptop for her generous gift. I left a comment on a recent post of hers, she liked it, and kindly sent me a copy of  The Anal Sex Position Guide by the lovely and brilliant Tristan Taormino. My wife and I are looking forward to putting to use some of what is to be learned in its beautifully detailed and photographed pages.

Of course, humorously, the package would arrive in the mail on a day when my dad was visiting. He saw it as I walked in with the mail and asked what it was. "A book," I offered, amplifying the intrigue by telling so little. Ever the avid reader and curious sort, he kept at me to tell me what it was. I spared him embarrassment by telling him nothing more. Actually, I shut him up by finally saying, "It could be something sexy."

He got the message loud and clear that he would be leaving without seeing the book but couldn't resist quipping, "Well, I surely wouldn't want to see something sexy then."

I'm pretty open about a lot of things. I'm just keeping my dad out of my sex life. He should thank me.